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http://expurgate.nu/weblog/archives/2009/12/and_i_havent_ha_1.html

I obviously haven't had much to blog about. I'm much more into Twitter and Facebook these days, so I'll repeat a couple of my favorite little bits from the past few months.

The first was originally written in a message to my friend Dana, and then I was so proud of it I decided to tweet it. "When we were kids we were making out for some reason and her mouth tasted so bad I made her brush her teeth."

This next one came to me at 3 AM in Fort Lauderdale. "If I could have anything for Xmas, I would wish for enough food for all of the starving people in the world. Then I'd eat it in front of them."

And on a serious note, this one got quite a lot of response and a few people reposted it and stuff. "This is for all of you who have been posting the "God I pray for a cure for cancer" thing: Maybe you should pray that conservative right-wing Christians would stop interfering with and preventing stem cell research. Maybe then we could actually find a cure for cancer. Prayer will never cure cancer. Science will."

And then a little bit later I wrote, "To anyone out there who thinks I "have" to respect their religious beliefs... No the fuck I don't. I don't respect when schizophrenics believe in things that aren't really there either. To borrow an idea from the Bible, I love the believer but hate the belief."

Sometimes I'm clever.

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